remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that
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in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
when u moffat com home and make hte sherlawk
nitram-senpai-noticed-you-so-he:
when u Jesus com home and make hte wnie
when u messiah come home and save hte sinner
