remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that
in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
when u moffat com home and make hte sherlawk
when u Jesus com home and make hte wnie
when u messiah come home and save hte sinner